If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’ve wished multiple times that there was a way you could put your period on hold or not deal with it at all.
Simply put, periods suck. Cramps and bloating are super uncomfortable, and having to use tampons or pads is really annoying and inconvenient at times — but I think we can all agree they’re much better than the nonsense this man is trying to sell.
Dr. Dan Dopps, a chiropractor from Kansas and founder of Mensez Technologies, has invented a “lipstick” that he claims is a much better alternative for menstruating women because it seals vaginas shut and keeps the blood from leaking out. Nope, we’re not joking.
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According to Dopps, all women need to do is apply the “Feminine Lip-Stick” to their labia and it will act as an adhesive to prevent any leaks. Once they urinate, it is supposed to unstick and release menstrual discharge, which “allows everything to wash out in the toilet.”
His ridiculous promises fail to correctly recognize how the female anatomy works and don’t explain how unhygienic this is, let alone how exactly the adhesive would unstick with urine contact but not with menstrual fluid. “Clean, safe, secure, and done”? More like crazy, stupid, extra stupid, and disgusting.