Now that’s wit!
In a society where teens are already sexually active and where couples refuse to have family planning before engaging in sexual activities, it is inevitable to have a high rate of unwanted pregnancies. An unintended pregnancy is a pregnancy that is mistimed, unplanned, or unwanted at the time of conception. But this 15-year-old isn’t ready to tell her mom about a deep secret she has been keeping.
A mother brought her 15-year-old daughter to the doctor after she started complaining about pains and morning sickness. She was always craving for something, but seemed to be nauseous most of the time. The doctor knew what was wrong with her, but her mother refused to believe the doctor’s words.
The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”
The mother says, “It’s my daughter Mandy. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.”
The doctor gives Mandy a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Mandy is pregnant – about 4 months, would be my guess.”
The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Mandy?”
Mandy says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there doctor?”
The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be darned if I’m going to miss it this time!”