He is probably going to get the most epic surprise of his life!
Tinder is a location-based dating and social discovery and service application (using Facebook) that facilitates communication between mutually interested users, allowing matched users to chat. While many couples meet and eventually fall in love through Tinder, many married users use the platform as a means to cheat on their spouses.
Unfortunately for this guy, his wife got wind of his cheating ways, and was able to access his Tinder account. To get revenge on her husband, she rewrites her husband’s Tinder profile into a hilarious introduction about him!
His wife writes on his Tinder profile account:
“Hey my name is mike I’m married with two kids. I have a tiny d**k that is STI infested. My wife found my profile if you can’t tell and I don’t know yet that she’s talking on the phone right now with one of my girls and is leaving me. I’m a piece of shit who doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone but myself I have been talking and cheating so long don’t be sad if I don’t remember your name because I send the same generic shit to all you girls. Feel free to blow me up with hate mail.