Thinking back to those distant days of carefree fun and adolescence, Nerf gun wars were the coolest thing to ever happen to childhood. It was always a competition: Who had the biggest Nerf gun, whose darts shot the farthest or whose was the strongest?
But while your youth may be long gone, you’re never too old for a Nerf war, and thankfully, there’s no shortage of Nerf guns still available online that will help you win any battle. What better way to blow off some steam and bask in some nostalgia than to load up one of these toys?
We’ve rounded up the best Nerf guns of all time. They will absolutely lead you to victory. Just one question is left: Where were these when we were younger?
1) Nerf Lawbringer — $29.99
Not only is this Nerf gun shaped for an optimal hand-grip, but this gun has a lever at the top to release quick fire.
2) Nerf Zombie Strike Hammershot Blaster — $10.39
A five-shot revolver that only needs one hand to shoot. I choose you.
3) Nerf Demolisher 2-in-1 — $31.99
The “Demolisher” not only shoots darts, but it has a separate compartment to store your missiles.
4) Nerf Modulus Recon Battlescout — $69.99
This awesome Nerf gun has a casing for more than 10 darts and an eye glass to peep the attacker you are about to totally destroy.
5) Nerf N-Strike Elite Mega Series Centurion — $40.99
This gun is so big it needs a stand. Who needs mobility when you have range?
6) BOOMco. Rapid Madness — $29.49
If I saw an opponent with this gun I would run the other way. No doubt.
7) Zing Sky Ripperz — $11.69
Is someone hiding in a tree? You got them.
8) BOOMco. Halo Needler — $26.49
Is that an alien or a Nerf gun? Either way, it’s scary.
9) Nerf Rival Apollo XV-700 — $24.99
The “Rival” comes with a second gun in red, offering a fun experience to compete against friends.
10) BOOMco Colossal Blitz — $79.99
This handy gun is obviously a one-stop-shop for demolition.
11) Nerf Crossbolt — $18.49
A casing for darts, a bow, and a blaster. Revolutionary.
12) Nerf N-Strike Elite Mega Magnus Blaster — $12.95
This gun may look simple, but it has a powerful punch when shooting your opponent.
13) Nerf Zombie Strike Crossfire Bow Trigger — $17.99
Shoot darts using a bow and a blaster at the same time, but there’s no hiding with this gun. That neon green doesn’t camouflage very well.
14) Nerf Modulus ECS-10 — $49.99
Just look at all the things going on with this gun. Another gun to run away from as soon as possible.
15) BOOMco. Stealth Ambush — $7.98
The wide blaster helps this gun shoot fast at long ranges.
16) NS Elite Rampage Sonic Ice Series — $39.99
The sky is the limit with this gun, as it has a 25 dart drum on its side and can shoot at a range of 75 feet.
17) Rival Zeus MXV-1200 Battle Gun 2 Pack — $49.99
If you need to wear a mask while shooting with this Nerf gun, that should be an indicator it is more than your average toy.
18) Nerf Zombie Strike Brainsaw Blaster — $29.99
There is actually a chainsaw at the end of this Nerf gun. I think we all know who would win a Nerf war if this gun was in the mix.
19) Elite Mega Thunderbow Blaster — $39.99
The god of all Nerf gun bows.
20) N-Strike Elite Rhino-Fire Blaster — $69.99
If anyone knows of a kickass team of adult Nerf Gun fanatics, please let me know so we can test these bad boys out.